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Why A Mother Is Never Fully Listening To You

You may have noticed, especially if you are married to one, that a mother is (most of the time) not fully listening to you...

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Relationship Matters, The Kids are Alright

Dad, If Everything Is Made Of Atoms…

My husband and I don’t speak to each other. We haven’t for over ten years now. The thing is it’s not because we don’t like each other anymore or that…

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The Happy Mum

My post-pregnancy body: Accepting that my shape has changed

It has been almost twenty two months now since I gave birth to my second daughter and I always believed that with time, when I finally got the chance to…

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    ‘I want you to want me’: The hidden insecurities of being a parent

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  • Dad Life

    Daddies and their daughters- a masterclass in manipulation

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  • The Happy Mum

    “Mum, why don’t you go to work everyday?”

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  • The Kids are Alright

    Wanting Our Children’s Lives To Be Better Than Ours

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  • The Kids are Alright

    My daughters will do ANYTHING for my attention…

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  • Relationship Matters

    Never try to outdo your mum because you will NEVER win

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    When Granny comes to visit and all the rules go out the window

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  • The Happy Mum

    My post-pregnancy body: Accepting that my shape has changed

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    What to do about The Untouched Lunchbox

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  • Relationship Matters

    “It’s Not My Money, It’s Our Money”.

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Hello and welcome to The Desperate Housewife, the website that gives you the real deal on what it means to be married with children. Nobody ever tells you what it's really going to be like, do they? So let me just say this for the record - parenting is hard. Really, really hard. This is one of the toughest things that you will ever do. And relationships? Don't get me started. So if you are in the mood for a few home truths, then you've come to the right place! Read on for more..

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