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First Trip To The Dentist!

I took my daughter Millie for her first visit to the dentist on Saturday – and wow, did that turn out to be a slightly stressful experience. Looking back now…

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Relationship Matters, The Kids are Alright

When Granny comes to visit and all the rules go out the window

I don’t know about in your house but in ours my husband and I have now established some very set ground rules when it comes to our two little girls.…

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Dad Life

Daddies and their daughters- a masterclass in manipulation

Should the time ever come when you want to improve your skills in manipulation (which I don’t necessarily condone, unless it is for the greater good of course!) then you really…

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  • The Happy Mum,  The Kids are Alright

    Why A Mother Is Never Fully Listening To You

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  • Relationship Matters,  The Kids are Alright

    Dad, If Everything Is Made Of Atoms…

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  • The Happy Mum

    Forever In Elasticated Leggings

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  • Relationship Matters

    Why Wives Really Nag Their Husbands

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  • The Kids are Alright

    Trying to leave the house with children – what a saga!

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  • The Happy Mum

    I’m expecting twins and I’m scared of giving birth again

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  • The Happy Mum

    The gender reveal scan: Is it okay to feel a little disappointed?

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  • The Happy Mum

    Unexpected news: The moment you discover you’re having TWINS

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  • The Happy Mum

    Why I Am The Mum Who Wears Make-Up Everyday

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  • The Happy Mum,  The Kids are Alright

    I am so tired of being the ‘shouty mum’

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  • Relationship Matters,  The Kids are Alright

    ‘I cried my eyes out’: My daughter called me the worst mum in the world

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Hello and welcome to The Desperate Housewife, the website that gives you the real deal on what it means to be married with children. Nobody ever tells you what it's really going to be like, do they? So let me just say this for the record - parenting is hard. Really, really hard. This is one of the toughest things that you will ever do. And relationships? Don't get me started. So if you are in the mood for a few home truths, then you've come to the right place! Read on for more..

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