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Relationship Matters, The Kids are Alright

Dad, If Everything Is Made Of Atoms…

My husband and I don’t speak to each other. We haven’t for over ten years now. The thing is it’s not because we don’t like each other anymore or that…

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Relationship Matters

“It’s Not My Money, It’s Our Money”.

One of the toughest things I went through after I gave up working to become a stay-at-home mum was the loss of independence. I had been earning my own money…

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The Happy Mum

Why I Am The Mum Who Wears Make-Up Everyday

People will often offer you pearls of wisdom before you have children. They will give you advice like “Enjoy the time to yourself because once kids come along your time will…

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  • The Happy Mum

    First Trip To The Dentist!

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  • The Happy Mum,  The Kids are Alright

    Why A Mother Is Never Fully Listening To You

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  • The Happy Mum

    The fairytale conundrum: do our daughters really need rescuing?

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  • The Happy Mum

    Be my baby…(well at least until the end of the summer)

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  • Dad Life

    They Call Me Dad, a.k.a. Mr. Fun

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  • Relationship Matters

    ‘You know you don’t always have to ask me first’

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  • About Me

    Hello world!

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Hello and welcome to The Desperate Housewife, the website that gives you the real deal on what it means to be married with children. Nobody ever tells you what it's really going to be like, do they? So let me just say this for the record - parenting is hard. Really, really hard. This is one of the toughest things that you will ever do. And relationships? Don't get me started. So if you are in the mood for a few home truths, then you've come to the right place! Read on for more..

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